There once lived the proud Chechen ducks
Who gave each other funny little hugs
They bugged the bears with silly little pokes
Who #bonfired their homes into big puffs of smokes
For a few lulled decades
The ducks lived in clover
Quacking cluelessly
At the bears’ gifted gold coffer
Until “blow, bugles, blow!”
The trouble comes a-knocking
“Waddle, websters, waddle!”
The war comes a-calling
“But, but, …”
The chieftain fowl begins to fluster
“No, but, …”
The grizzled bear begins to bluster
“Bug-a-bear and you get a bug-a-boo!
Holler in your war-paint and give me a battle halloo!”