Was Tanguy Le Loch actually French as he had claimed? Did you know about that? That he once said something to me in the office – something about me he should not be privy to – and that strange incident made me realise a year later he was probably one of them? Have you figured out yet that Tatiana was a Russian state agent most likely working for the FSB? That there was a sabotage campaign being run in Belgium at the time (Google Tomorrowland arson) and because of her odd message in the team channel about Klimt (Klimt has a personal meaning to me) made me realise she was also working for them? Remember one of her sprint/photo challenge themes early this year was Shadow play? The play from the shadow? Do you get it?
— Salisa to Markus, November 25th, 2025
But I am impatient. Can’t you, like, send your body-double to accompany me for the month? Isn’t that what that guy at the tech event in 2021 supposed to be for? To remind me of you? The beard, the glasses, the cargo pants and t-shirt, the military bearing, the slight European “French” accent, the way he rudely whisked the glasses off my face and said “you look much better without glasses” (your go-to line in the bunk bed and again during the exhibition call). The way he erred a bit after telling me he was an android developer working for Agoda and I said I didn’t much like the new Android architectural overhaul and the MVC pattern (he replied only with “Model-View-Controller?” and proceeded to stare at his phone). The way he frowned at me when I asked whether “RIPCURL” on his t-shirt was a programming joke not knowing it was the very famous Australian apparel (“R.I.P. CURL”? That’s gotta be quite funny to you though?)
I promise I won’t fuck him though. Will you get irrationally jealous if I do? Can I have a threesome where I get skewered end to end by the two of you?
— Salisa to Anton, January 8th, 2026
Max the state app? Is the name a coincidence? You must know my mother wanted to name me Max instead of Mint at birth but the name was too masculine. I’m sure you know that about me.
The “Geran” drones? Has anything to do with my ex’s name?
Is there anything else you want to let me know?
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Not sure if this is on record. On the night that Anton and Andre were on the beach in Patong and Anton said “bros before hoes” and I told both of them to fuck off and they walked away, I sat down on the beach and about two or five minutes after they left there was a young man who approached me and asked if I wanted to sleep with him. His English was terrible and with his accent I thought he was french. He made a hand gesture asking “are you a-long?”. Good looking chap with biceps and white t-shirt and blue jeans, reminiscent of Tanguy’s look in the office. This must have been 3 am on a dark deserted beach and he looked so clean and fresh like he’d just washed and brushed and he looked like he came out of a movie set. It was last year when I looked back and realised that his black hair and angular sharp face meant he was Russian. I turned him down and he walked away offended and frustrated. Five or ten minutes later Anton ran back to me. I told him about the guy hitting on me and how ridiculous the whole night was. He asked “What guy? You mean, that guy?” and pointed to the direction he had previously left with Andre. I told him it was a different guy. He sat down next to me and that’s when Andre walked back towards us and wouldn’t leave until the tension ratcheted up some more and he finally relented and sent me an email on that same night asking if I needed a lift home. That’s the whole night pretty much. I initially thought Anton sent the guy with black hair as some sort of a loyalty test and when I rejected him he ran back to me relieved. But it could be that someone else was behind the whole operation. Would Anton send that guy to hit on me? After getting into a jealous row with Andre? With his reaction and him asking if I meant Andre and I said “no, just some random guy” and his confused face afterwards made me think he wasn’t in the know about the attempt. We can’t know for sure, of course, but I do think that young good looking stud was a back-up in case Anton blew it. That’s pretty much what you need to know for the story to be complete.
— Salisa to Путуки, August 17th, 2026
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